Scanket

Noun - A scarf that is too large to be called a scarf and just a little too small to be called a blanket. A cross between a scarf and a blanket.

Peter wore his scanket with pride - even though the sheer size of the scanket was enough to practically suffocate him.

by Stella_Blue December 3, 2018

Sanked

used to describe how affected someone is by a drug of some sort such as weed or alcohol (exp : drunk af could turn into sanked af)

*after the blunt passes around a few times
“Yooo I’m super sanked right now”

by Lalalalalall56 January 9, 2019

Sankro

When you call people bad in games

You'r a sankro player

by Squander March 6, 2019

Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.

*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Shank

Darwen slang for a reach-around originated from Bummers Wood. Giving a shag and a wank at the same time.

When we’re in Bummers Wood I’ll shank you.

by ThePoplarKid July 9, 2019

Scankles

pesky scab marks on ankles due to intense rubbing

Man, those rope climbs burned and now I have huge scankles on my ankles that won’t go away.

My ankles rubbed so hard during that round of lacrosse that now I have these wicked banana shaped scankles.

by tootchsmallie July 18, 2019