by Ryanhatesyou😁 September 20, 2020
A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
An unfortunate hand dealt in cards, bad news, or any little inconvenience. Usually feels like a 100lb weight on your sack
by Burgermeisterthevineswinger October 13, 2023
Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.
by emoeed December 17, 2012
by Jhep January 30, 2018
A handbag in which a whore carries her douche, tampons, cheap perfume, and vagisil to smell better in between having sex with random guys.
by RadicalDelusion July 17, 2014
by Xanman1 January 09, 2020