Baked Potato 

A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.

"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."

Baked Potato by Derek Lee Thompson August 13, 2005

all that and a bag of potato chips

Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.

I don't like non-ruffled chips!

all that and a bag of potato chips by Zach G. January 16, 2004

dirty potato chip 

the act of blowing a massive triumphant load in a girls anal hole and taking a blow drier and cramming it in her ass and when it dries take it out and make her eat it

i dirty potato chipped that bitch and it had a hint of tootsie roll in it

dirty potato chip by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008

Mr. Potato head 

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.

Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head

Mr. Potato head by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009

toilet potato

A nickname given to my sisters boyfriend. A synonym for a large poop. Usually originating from a poop chute.

I wish I could plant a toilet potato in that kids honor.

toilet potato by lukethestud_1 January 16, 2005

Alaskan Potato Chip 

When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.

John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip

Alaskan Potato Chip by AD12 January 31, 2014

The Terrapin Potato Pop 

When one takes an infant turtle and surgically remove it's shell. One must then attach the shell to their back and start to make potato salad. Slather the finished potato salad over your erect penis and have your male or female partner perform fellacio. It is necessary that the stripped turtle is watching this sexual act as you arch your back and mimic the turtle's noises. When finished, superglue the shell back on the turtle and insert the turtle's head into your partners vagina and or anus until it suffocates.

"Have you noticed Barry the Turtle at the zoo has been missing for the past week?"
"Yeah, I think Beth and Jonathan used Barry for The Terrapin Potato Pop."

The Terrapin Potato Pop by JDeViz December 4, 2016