Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.

She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.

by Team Tucson September 8, 2023

Flying mcchicken

A way of expressing the sheer stupidity of someone words or opinions

What in the Flying Mcchicken are you on about now?

by Wangomango July 7, 2023

Flying fishstick

An alternative to "fuck", commonly used to replace "fuck" in WTF.
"What the flying fishstick" is still abbreviated as "WTF" rather than "WTFF".

Nivad:"I only got 28 out of 30 marks for my Math test, what the flying fishstick?!?!"

by mid or meepo April 26, 2017

Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.

Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....

by Rustytinman December 21, 2021

flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021

Flying Fadoodle

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

by Pialinist December 29, 2023