Cunt-off

When in any given situation, all individuals involved are trying to out-do each other in how much of a cunt they can be.

"Dear God! Is everyone on the road just having a cunt-off tonight?"

by Pauldee W July 10, 2018

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knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012

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Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

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A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

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hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

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