Douche Nugget

a word that Ian Hecox made back in like 2012 in a Lunchtime With Smosh vid
guy: hey i think you’re gay
guy 2: well screw you you’re a douche nugget
by DahliaTheWeremoth July 06, 2024
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Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.
Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
by Dabest3 May 08, 2022
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Douche Nugget

An abrasive female. Typically bald or has unusually colorful hair. Septim pierced. Completely disrespectful. Intense and often times loud. Is usually wylin. Hard to contain and unpredictable.
Shania is a total douche nugget.

Shania, don't be such a douche nugget.
by Slizzlefish January 17, 2018
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Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 April 14, 2018
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Thump nugget

another meaning for a knob jockey except usually a slur towards a person calling them gay.
by ddd111ddd111 June 19, 2010
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Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".
Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.
by Depelated May 28, 2019
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Cum Nugget

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney
by CannoliUnholy November 16, 2019
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