monkey spunk 

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

monkey spunk by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

Monkey Feathers by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

monkey king 2 

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

monkey king 2 by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

Monkey Sanchez 

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.

Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”

Monkey Sanchez by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022

Monkey dust 

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

Monkey dust by kenzf123 June 23, 2022

Monkey tail 

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail

Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail

Monkey tail by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022

Monkey tongue 

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

Monkey tongue by Zion1890 June 29, 2022