holyshititsjesus

when some fuckass in their lifted bullshit in the oncoming lane leaves their brights on, and now your blind for the remainder of your drive

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by schpydirmn March 5, 2025

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holymarsbar

holiest chocolate bar thy the bible of amber

this is my holymarsbar the holiest of chocolate bars

by marsbarlover220325 March 29, 2025

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noun: a dickhead Wanna-Be drumstick, who claims to roll with Sh. Shellshock, all the while sucking mommies' titties in daddies Monrovia garage. Aka, "hot-dog-in-a-hallway; churro-butter-butt, "I'm not a stalker!" Yes, my kid is a phat-transverse, and I never willfully bitch slapped my ex-wife. That fucking bitch asked for it.

holymonrovia sheriff!! I be born in Del Monte'. I'm not a tweak I'm smocking fart!

by holy pockets April 2, 2025

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Holybiblykicks

You were brexit by a bastard and tore your ACL

Ahh shit, Holybiblykicks

by heivcfywervuiybruewoglfyrvfw October 20, 2025

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Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.

Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult

by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021

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Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

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