The Game 

"The Game" Is a scientific mystery that has been plaguing mankind for centuries... well, maybe since the 80's.

There are three rules to The Game.
1. When you learn the rules, you are condemned to playing the game for all eternity.
2. When you think of the game, you lose.
3. You must declare loss by saying to all people in the vicinity, "I Lost The Game!"

People often play with an amendment to rule two, stating that you cannot lose the game by thinking of it when someone declares losing the game. Otherwise, a terrible ripple of losing would spread throughout the world.

I JUST LOST THE GAME

The Game by Anon E. Muse April 24, 2009

Post-Game Swag 

The swag you have after winning a match; makes you seem cooler. Can also be used after losing a match to make you look like less of a failure.

Example 1:

Person 1: Its bad enough they beat us in soccer...now they're breakin' out their post-game swag...

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey we just killed them in that basketball game. Why are they so happy and cool?

Person 2: Oh, it must be post-game swag....

Post-Game Swag by Narwhals27 October 13, 2010

Video Game Autopilot 

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.

You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.

Video Game Autopilot by puertorican120 July 20, 2012

stick game 

The action of having sexual skills involving a penis. Especially if you're name is Duane Brown.

Duane has stick game like no other.

stick game by Poopoobear123 April 1, 2015

Pullout game 

Mine is weak

My pullout game is weak

Pullout game by Harder daddy dill pickle February 28, 2021

The No Game 

When manning the door of a large college party and only letting in good looking women without their male counterparts. Telling the ladies to come in and telling the men that we're playing the "No Game"... "Can you come in? No." Then pointing them in the proper direction to start their walk of shame.

Come on in ladies, keg's in the back. Hey fellas. We're playing The No Game tonight. Can you come in? No! Start walking back to your dorms to play Madden, loser.

The No Game by Loc from B-More May 22, 2009

the You Game 

A word game in which the response to absolutely any statement can be "You're a ____"

1)
A: That's a horrible idea.

B. You're a horrible idea!

A. Don't you play the You Game with me!

2)
A. It's not Thursday today.

B. You're not Thursday today!

the You Game by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009