Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025

faplican

bitch

that guy is a faplican for letting himself getting bullied like that

by osasss July 12, 2025

fappin yer thug till it smell

phrase for male masturbation

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell

by mcree007 July 12, 2025

Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”

I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome

by Tom Tudbury, The Great and Pow July 17, 2025

Fapulous

Fapulous (adj., also noun) — Feeling clear-headed, confident, and unashamed after fapping; a tongue-in-cheek counter to shamey “nofap” vibes that says masturbation ≠ moral failure. As a noun, the playful movement or mindset celebrating that feeling.

“Midterms were brutal, but a shower and some journaling later…I feel fapulous.”

“Stop guilt-tripping people—2025 is all about being fapulous.”

“He’s joined the fapulous movement: self-care, no shame, more clarity.”

by Hansolo03 August 11, 2025

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

Fapathong

The fapathong is a sexual act in which you wear a thong while having an automatic masturbation device active on your genitalia for 6 or more hours

p1: do you wanna hang out today?
P2: no thanks I’m participating in a fapathong today

by WellSpankMyTaint October 9, 2025