Eat's More Chocolate

Cool, Greater in the aspect of what set people are discussing.
Normally used to praise a person.
Earl Eat's More Chocolate than that dude.

Yo, that bitch eats much more chocolate than linda.
This shit is da bomb, it's eatin all the chocolate right now.
Doen gve me dat shit... your eating so little chocolate right now.

Urban posers tend to think it's funny to mock the people using the phrase in a sentence with correct grammar.

ex.
This equation eats quite a lot more chocolate than that algorithm.

You are in the negative chocolate eating area fella.
by TheMacMasta November 22, 2009
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girls who eat carrots

(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...
by Scatterbrainiac March 28, 2021
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Dog eat dog

Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.
Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.

Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
by Solid Mantis September 02, 2019
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ur aunt eat pant

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
by Coalbra March 27, 2018
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Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
by pookypanties January 16, 2009
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Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey

Wow! That Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is a Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey!
by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009
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Go Eat Your Foot

A phrase to say when upset by a friend's snotty-ness
by Someplace Dude November 14, 2010
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