Derivative behavior

A response to today's stimuli based on previous events. Something that will impact decisions later in life.

The fighting he experienced early in his life created derivative behavior, that resulted in a successful MMA career.

by Dr. Ragathon October 22, 2013

drivesturbation

Masturbating while driving

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.

by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.

Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

by Calvin0101 May 18, 2014

Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 9, 2014

Drivers Rights

Any type of blunt, J, Spliff, Joint rolled in ones car, will be sparked by said driver, as is drivers rights. Basically the driver gets the first hits on any joint rolled it there car.

Passenger; "I've just rolled a phat one"
Driver; "Drivers Rights" then proceeds to spark the joint and toke away

by HighAfHun September 6, 2015

drivebyfart

To walk by someone while making a fart noise with your mouth or using your actual butt.

Chris walked by Katy and drivebyfarted her.

by Katydid44 October 6, 2016

deliverization

The process from which you have your shitty ass dying liver removed from your shitty ass stomach and switched with a new and improved liver with rainbows and shit ;)

The Doctor, while yelling hysterically at the nurse's ordered that I needed a deliverization pronto or I was going to die!!!!!

by xN1nj4x July 26, 2016