Valencia Community College [VCC]

A Central Florida Community College to the finest losers of Orlando.. most student are on the 5 year plan at this school.

Bro you go the U.C.F.?

No, Valencia Community College VCC.

Oh.. loser.

by Jackie Smiley February 24, 2009

Hostos Community College

The most fucked up community college in New York City. The majority of students are wanna be black Hispanics and a bunch of black folks fresh off the boat from Africa. There's a big rumor that the majority of students in Hostos have AIDS due to the fact that they all sleep with each other. There's only a handful of whites and Asians in the campus and they all probably suffer from culture shock. If you plan on applying to a community college never apply to Hostos unless you want to waste 3-4 years of your life in a crappy Associate's degree that you could get in 2 years some where else where you could actually be taught by real professors and have a healthy student environment.

Ike: I freaking hate my life dude!
Mike: What happened?
Ike: Do you remember that community college I applied to?
Mike: Hostos Community College?
Ike: Yeah.....
Ike: that place is full blacks and Hispanics with only few white students.
Mike: is there any hot white girls?
Ike: No man!
Mike: damn dude you messed up!

by Britfag666 November 24, 2009

College Faggot

Derogatory slang for kids in college. Usualy used by uneducated store owners or townies to put down people seeking an education.

Or

Demeaning word for thoes in College.

Patron: "Are you guys all out of Genny Pounders?"

Clerk: "Thoes god damn college faggots bought them all."

by tjnelson2 February 8, 2010

college-ache

that ache you get in your head/body/mind/soul when classes are getting you down and you don't really feel smart or sexy. It can result in a loss of motor skills, excessive sleeping, not eating, and binge drinking. It is inadvisable to attempt to go on a date, sit in class for a long period of time, talk to someone you want to impress, or stray to far from a coffee pot when you are experiencing these symptoms. Apart from coffee the cures include a satisfying sexual experience, loud riotous music, or an injection of adrenaline. The latter is not recommended.

Friend: Hey are you high you look totally out of it?

You: Nah man, i had four classes today i got a major college-ache.

by the girl with the purple hat August 28, 2009

St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace

St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace is a Greater Public Schools private, Catholic, day school for boys only, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Gregory Terrace, or just Terrace, as it's known for short, is the cheapest of the elite GPS schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS) and yet offers what is considered to be the best education out of all of them. Terrace consistently performs above every other school in the state except for the extremely expensive Brisbane Grammar School, in which they perform of equal standing. As of 2018, fees start at $15,000. The school is famous or being "well rounded," as it performs very well in all three areas. for example, along with its sister school, All Hallow's School, every year, the choirs from both schools travel to Gallipoli, Turkey, to perform as the primary choir at the ANZAC service, that is televised around Australia every ANZAC day. Terrace neither falls short in the sports department, having what is arguably the best playing grounds in the country. The Tennyson Playing Grounds come equipped with a large grandstand, a large HD screen to broadcast the games at play and, what must be the pride of the school, the rowing shed. This rowing shed is the largest in the southern hemisphere. Among other things, Terrace is an extremely well performing school.

Yeah I go to GT

I'm from St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace. The one in the city.

I go to Terrace, we're the ones that wear red and black.

by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018

college

Where your mom goes.

"I'm trying to raise money for college..."
"Your mom goes to college." -Kip

by snare_chickkk_yeah August 1, 2010

Community College

A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.

" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"

by I speak Latin October 16, 2008