Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

2000's born child

The children who, during their early years, felt that 1991 and 2008 were separated by multiple decades, even though these years are actually just 17 years apart. This perception stems from their limited understanding of time and the significant cultural differences between those years.

As a 2000's born child, I remember thinking that everything from the '90s felt like ancient history, even though it was only a few years before I was born!

by Emotional Cruiser January 21, 2026

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

misunderstood bad child

A child who is misunderstood and labeled the bad child and is the oldest cousin and is the least favorite grand child of their grandparents. So basically Deacon Layne Singleton (Me)

I'm such a Misunderstood bad child, mom. I wish I was any of my cousins, I hate my life. They always do stuff with my other cousins like vacations, shopping sprees, and love them more, and never get mad at them for the most tiniest things I'm only 14 mom and i've been treated like this by them ever since i learned how to talk, probably even before that.

by Misunderstooduselessgrandchild July 25, 2025

Samantha/star child

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable

Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child

by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025