wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"

Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes

by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017

Fag check

When someone covertly questions your sexuality in a round about way as to avoid suspicion.

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Babe I was just wondering ... if you could have a three way with any other dude who would it be?

Boyfriend: I don't know...Brad Pitt?

Girlfriend: I knew it!!!

Boyfriend: I can't believe you just did a fag check

by Bucktavius June 9, 2017

Quick Check Queer

Anyone who hangs out at quick check because they have nothing better to to do with there life. They usually smoke cigarettes and marijuana. Quick check gave up so they stopped calling the cops on these queers so yeah don't become of them

OH SHIT A QUICK CHECK QUEER DONT OPEN THE DOOR!

by Roberto elinda June 28, 2017

muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Gless check

Scottish slang for a glass bottle of Irn Bru. 'Gless' referring to glass and 'check' refers to the classic check design on the neck of the bottle.

Up until 2015 the Scottish government would pay 20p per bottle for returning the bottles.

"Want anything fae the shop?"
"Aye, a gless check please".

by Segaaa September 12, 2017

Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017

Czech check

When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."

I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.

by Daodalus December 5, 2017