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Cat Beard 

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.
Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.
Cat Beard by Kelmart February 25, 2011
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Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty
A word used to describe when a boy is going from a twink into an otter or a bear. It is the middle stage where the boy outgrows the twink description but is not fully ready to accept being a bear. Cat boys are usually around 5'6 to 6 feet tall, possess the much desired dad bod but with nice arms and legs, not alot of body or peubic hair, smart, love to have fun and go on a dad hunt (aka look for dads), and are normally versatile.
Wow, that young boy has a nice gut but isnt totally hairy yet, he is obviously a cat boy.
cat boy by Evilqueen May 14, 2015
Refers to a shit stain since cats are the shit of the world.
Jackie Shragg is a cat stain.
Jackie left a cat stain.
Baby, let me lick that cat stain.
cat stain by jefferychawlz August 16, 2007

Cat Velociraptor 

A cute fuzzy feline looking Dinosaur that closely resembles a Velociraptor. This rare animal is very speedy, but easily distracted. Has a very distinct laugh that can only be compared to a young girl.
That Cat Velociraptor just ate my arm....but its so cute!
Cat Velociraptor by Therera November 12, 2009

cat-shaming 

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.
After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.
cat-shaming by catmanpu January 3, 2014

Cat got your tongue 

When you’re letting him eat you out, and while his tongue is inside you, you do a kegel, and yell, “cat got your tongue!”
Oh, Oh, yes! Woop! Cat got your tongue!