cum bubble

After you do your friend's mom in the butt, she will fart and blow a cum bubble.

I boned Stacy's mon in the butt and when she farted she blew a cum bubble

by Dwight_stl December 3, 2007

cum shot

When you have an orgasim and you cum and it shoots all over the place.

When she took my dick out of her mouth and started jacking it off i blew my load all over her face and past it.

by Sean February 23, 2005

Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

cum nits

slang term for pubic lice

"that guy gave me cum nits!"
"i think i have cum nits"

by Hannah Ilett February 11, 2008

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

cum dogger

one who begs to be ejaculated on

Miguel Y. begged his boyfriend to nut on his face, what a cum dogger

by you know who im not March 12, 2013

cum contest

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house

Whats going on dudes, lets have a cum contest, i bought a bulls eye paper this time

by D1NONLYtruth March 20, 2014