A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice
Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty
pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly
8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly
hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.
Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new
single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*