When you are wearing your suit and you just pull your junk out of the zipper and then lift her skirt up and fuck her..
Or advanced acrobatic fucking..
Or advanced acrobatic fucking..
by usacycling May 4, 2016
Get the Fancy Fuckmug. by 931JA September 16, 2023
Get the Butt fuckedmug. This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
Get the fuck girlmug. Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
Get the Sex Story FUCKINGmug. When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.
by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021
Get the Love Fuckedmug. “Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
Get the Care Fuckmug. In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017
Get the mexican blood fuckmug.