HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Salading

Sex act in which one participant makes someone eat a salad but you use cum (or shit) as a salad dressing & if they can't finish it you shove their head in the bowl and fuck them into it

Me & Carter totally saladed Sam's car last night, we were straight up salading him all night

by ReignOfSam September 21, 2025

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Salad Tossing

This basically means that someone is being fucked very hard. It’s almost alarming. I mean lettuce on the floor and toppings in the air. This is a very passionate way of saying you love or hate someone .

Calc is tossing my salad. “Salad tossing” meaning being fucked.

by Thegoatlebron October 20, 2025

Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”

“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”

by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025