half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

half-great-great-grandpibling

Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.

My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Half a hoe

The type of person who is loyal in relos but when they aren’t in a relo they have a fuck fest aka sausage fest

“My week has been a fuck fest after Lindsey and I broke up”
“Damn I knew I was only half a hoe”

by Fucknigs May 19, 2018

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

half-grandnephew

Half-sibling's grandson.

Half-grandnephew.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

half-sister

Female person who, in relation to the other, has a one parent in common and a different one parent.

My half-sister is a good person.

by Usery May 3, 2021