Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004

Leg juice

When you have the take out container in the car on your lap and you get home and there is a dribble of liquid on your leg.

What’s that liquid on your leg? Oh shit that’s leg juice!

by Chris67x April 23, 2021

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

Gammy legs

Gammy legs is a word that you say when you have someone walk past you and have the biggest ass and you just fall

Oh damn she gave me gammy legs Jerome

by La lions squad November 20, 2019

left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023