Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 31, 2014

post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

by Beech Bum. April 08, 2016

Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 28, 2020

Four Post Bed

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.

The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.

by Lolobug May 05, 2013

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 20, 2021

Str8 Posted

Chillen with the boys

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.

by JrT6532 April 02, 2019

post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.

Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...

by Beybehs Protector September 06, 2010