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the lucky one

Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.
Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !
by domatic October 17, 2015
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one direction

a break (since One Direction are currently on break)
School is stressful, I really need a one direction
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Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021
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off by one

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.
Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one
by ZenAtWork May 28, 2010
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cling ons

one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.
look out! here come the cling ons! there so fucking annoying, they were cool when they were single!
by Jamiest August 19, 2009
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that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process
Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way
by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013
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[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!
by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008
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