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Homie’s Law 

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick
1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law
Homie’s Law by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021
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Brad Pitt's Law 

A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.
Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.
Brad Pitt's Law by MetaRyuk January 14, 2023

Port Law 

Police that walk to beat in any port town.
"I am the port law in this county!"

justin law 

A ethnocentric cunt who thinks he's higher than everyone.
Oh my god that guys such a fucking Justin Law
justin law by Johnnetest123 September 15, 2016

5 Law of Attraction 

So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable

Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga

Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga

Nelson's Law 

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person raising the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athanasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
Nelson's Law by Jeremy Sear June 19, 2008