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jack in the crack

The explosive diarrhea that ensues the morning after a late-night Jack in the Box run, due to the copious amounts of cat food and grease in their tacos and burgers
Brah, I was so faded last night and got 99 tacos for two cents at Jack in the Box, now I've got jack in the crack
by flossangeles December 18, 2009
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Jack reacharound

The feeling experienced of having your time wasted after watching a movie as bad as jack reacher.
Watching jack reacher was a real jack reacharound. That movie was so bad a reacharound would have been better.
by LittleBrittle81 March 15, 2015
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Jack Green

A person known for having a huge head and stealing stuff. A Jack Green is an all round horrible person.
That person just stole of me and has a huge head he must be a Jack Green.
by Poopeefartmancooldadfanman March 19, 2019
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jack in the kacks

someone who enjoys fondling their privates (preferably under tables) without the removing of ones trousers
"Here G man stevie D is having another jack in his kacks"
by Ramboisawab May 5, 2005
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Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.
I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!
by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017
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Jack's Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
by _/Anonymous\_ January 28, 2009
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jack cascade

a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.
Wow, that was a major jack cascade dude! How long were you jacking off for anyway?
by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010
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