orb sack

the satchel of the wizard’s special orbs; can contain up to two power orbs.

Wizard 2: so how was last night?

Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.

Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 10, 2021

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

jaunty jiggle sacks

tits, boobs, breasts.

damn girl, you got some jaunty jiggle sacks

by kira121 September 16, 2020

Pain in The Sack

When someone is always trying to one-up you.

Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."

Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"

Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."

Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"

by Flatz Buzz Bro July 30, 2020

Spooky Sack

you recive oral or coitus in a funeral hearse

I was driving back with that body from Utah and she gave me a spooky sack on the way. We stopped and turned the hearse into a spooky Shack

by LepusCurpaeum January 5, 2024

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021