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friending regret

That feeling you get after you add a new friend on Facebook and then realize he/she is not someone you really want to be Facebook friends with.
Dude, this girl from work sent me a friend request on Facebook so I added her, but now I'm totally havingfriending regret.

Confirming those pending friend requests totally gave me friending regret.
by LR_Sara January 30, 2010
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Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.
Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
by DragynScales January 17, 2015
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Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
by Rep69 September 29, 2019
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special friends

1. Friends with benefits
2. Friends whom consider each other to be special in a non-mentally deficient way; close friends
by Unknown July 13, 2004
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Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
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Super Friend

A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.
by Christina_Chaos October 2, 2007
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friends cut

the act of mass-deleting people from your myspace friend's list. sometimes done weekly, montly, or sporadically, myspace users make friends cuts to lower their number of friends and delete the people they no longer wish to be friends with on myspace. often, when a user becomes frustrated with all the stupid people he's politely accepted friends requests from, annoyed at their constant bulletins or the stupid graphic comments they leave, he will make a friends cup and wack these suckers off his list.
yeah dude i just made a friends cut, from 113 down to 86, mandy's gonna be pissed i deleted her cause i set my profile to private but w/e because she sucks.
by christiney weeny November 14, 2006
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