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Cum Sucker

by Shithole June 5, 2003
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!
by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006
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cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing
The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.
by CQJB November 8, 2008
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Cum Back

The act of ejaculating on your mates back after she has been unsuccessfully blowing you and begins to walk away while you quickly beat it and finish on her back.
Dorothy: "How was you night Inexperienced female friend?"
Inexperienced Female Friend: "Well I gave up and was about to leave him high and dry, but he made a nice Cum Back. I thought the game was over, but that buzzer beater took me by surprise."

Dave: "I was railing some bitch last night. She finished first, said thats it and began to walk out. I was so pissed i jerked it myself and made a quick Cum Back as she was leaving. Hope her dad finds it.
by takeawalksir January 22, 2014
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cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.
by pylick November 6, 2004
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Cum furburger

Cum furburger- noun: A hairy vagina that has cum on it, which makes it look like a burger w/ mayo.
McDonalds order person: "Hi may i take your order please?". "I'd like a number 7 to go along with a Cum furburger, oh yeah, and can u put extra sperm on it please?"
by Hairy 4 me October 20, 2008
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Gasp For Cum

When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.
Mom: What are you doing son!?

Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum
by Caseyds620 November 5, 2010
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