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cookie pop

Daaaaamn bitch, you're makin that cookie pop
by lisloumagoo June 29, 2016
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mad cookies

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.

They cause the partaken to become enraged.
Those cookies won't even good , they were straight mad cookies.
by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017
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Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.
by Grimacci June 1, 2013
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cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.
Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!
by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025
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Cookie butter

Hit it so hard make her cookie butter. Ate that bitch's pussy so long she made cookie butter
by Krazeman420 December 8, 2021
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Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
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Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
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