Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

Big wet bird

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it

Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.

by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 23, 2023

waddle waddle bird

a waddle waddle bird is a cute bird that waddles, often remembered as lived in Antartica, extremely adorable little fellas that waddle on ice or land but is really quick at swimming

Did you see that waddle waddle bird in the aquarium? IT WAS SO CUTE!

by rosevcbes January 28, 2023

Doobie Doobie Bird

The Doobie Doobie Bird (Ocyphaps lophotes) is a bird found widely throughout mainland Australia except for the far northern tropical areas. Only two Australian pigeon species possess an erect crest, the Doobie Doobie Bird and the spinifex pigeon. The Doobie Doobie Bird is the larger of the two species. The Doobie Doobie Bird is sometimes referred to as a topknot pigeon, a common name shared with the reddish crested Lopholaimus antarcticus of Eastern Australia.

The Doobie Doobie Bird makes a Doobie Doobie sound when you chase it.

by Stixe June 6, 2020

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

African grey bird

When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.

Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.

by Wopbamboo August 6, 2021

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017