Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

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Alex jepson

some asian person with a mother named louise, brother is inbred, and african, he rapes mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags george tindles face.

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A term that means that you like it a eight inch all american all the way up the ass, some say so far that it touches their stomach.

Hey big boy, why don't you just come over here and Alex Sandmire me?

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It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

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the apex of human evolution
sexiest man on the planet
PhD in Chessiology
ferrari fervent

Alex Hu by Biggie Bow November 22, 2018

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An absolute Chad of a man that can do gutturals better than the devil himself.

“Man that Alex Terrible guy has the voice of a fucking demon.”

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That one paintball player that looks like nadia

dude 1:Damn nadia is fine ash
dude 2: nah thats alex goldman

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