Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.

Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?

by b4urn April 4, 2020

Rock formation

The part of a rock formation that endures is the part that never changes. The part that gets blown away changes, and it doesn't last.

Change never lasts, the part of the rock formation that refuses to change is all that lasts/endures.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023

rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008

math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.

player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU

by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021

Puss Rock

What happens to rock & roll when you give it a bucket of ice cream, a few doses of teenage angst and make it watch the first three seasons of "friends"

Did you know? Train, poster children of puss rock, have more than one song? Me neither

by billy sayer June 28, 2018

Cheese Rock

A type of fictional, made up music genre that some non rock and metal listeners like to call rock and metal.

Dude, that guy loves to listen to cheese rock.
Hey man, you know that’s made up right?

by Doogman April 14, 2020