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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 3, 2016
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wank couch

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
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Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.
Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!
by wanking May 16, 2017
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Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
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wanking

Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock
His wanking on guitar is a real turn-off!
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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