square one

RBD Library, or any place in general that you have to go, sit for hours studying your ass off, and frequently visit every week.

"'Sup my boy."
"What's goin on?"
"(sigh....) Square one...."

by guitplyr86 December 09, 2006

cut one

do a fuckin ripper anal blast!

remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!

by PubicMan November 28, 2003

one slime

a game that is played alot by a lot of people.

bob: he herbert have you beat one slime yet.
herbert: no
bob: why not?
herbert: cause negro slime keeps doin the same thing its getting me mad.
bob: calm down its just a game
herbert: well he doesnt have to be such a simpleton.

by schase April 10, 2007

one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)

Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.

by Beatreese October 12, 2009

One up

An another word for condom

Bro you need that one up.
Hey can u buy me a one up

by Bhavi bhavi April 10, 2016

the lucky one

Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.

Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !

by domatic September 02, 2015

Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain

Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 07, 2021