a tall glass of water

Something someone refers to as a woman who is tall and they find sexy.

“Damn! That woman is a tall glass of water!”

by Pandamaggie December 15, 2017

water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.

-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...

by diva1227 September 13, 2008

Scolding Sean Water

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Syracuse Water Baby

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.

Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

by Danny Anonymous May 28, 2020

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015