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hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018
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bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
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sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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argile socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on
by flip_4_life May 16, 2016
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Socks

Who the fuck searches socks on this site you dumb fuck.
Katie searched 'socks' on Urbandictionary.com. She is a dumb fuck
by Gertrude Fumbleman October 27, 2014
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Cunt sock

Someone with extreme doucheyness that surpasses the use of douche bag
When chad got in a fight with a child he was then known as the town cunt sock.
by KOGRBL October 29, 2025
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