Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet

“I have a massive crush on Parker”
“Of course you do, she’s amazing”

by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022

Parker

reatard

Parker is a reatard

by an autistic clown August 3, 2022

Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.

"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.

Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him

by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022

PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT

shut up u PARKER YEE lover

by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022

Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022