paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.
my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 14, 2024
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salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.
Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science
by jelifish 1111 November 29, 2024
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African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session
That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.
by Smegmid June 11, 2023
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The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 02, 2022
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado February 23, 2016
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wave hat

A Durag but for crackers
Bro why timothy wearin a durag.
Thats his wave hat
by Nicotine Ovaltine December 11, 2018
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