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Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.
Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.
by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022
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Factscism

făkts′ĭz″əm
noun

A portmanteau of "Facts" and "Fascism".

A system of governance where you observe and measure objective reality using scientific empirical methods and common sense.

When presenting your findings for debate (along with peer-reviewed analysis), you are then labeled a bigot, sexist, racist, Nazi, and/or every other unwelcome epithet under the sun.

Often accompanied by the onomatopoeic expression of intense rage or frustration typically associated with the Angry Pepe character, aka "REEEEE".

A term liberally applied by those that adhere to a Particular Identity-Based Ideology™.

SEE ALSO: Factscist (noun)
That Right-wing bigot said there's only two genders. That's Factscism! REEEEE!
by Aloysius Monroe October 21, 2022
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factually

fart + actually = factually its just like a math equation

to actually fart
Mom I am factually farting right now!
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factsfactsfacts

person 1: remember that time i called you a F----t?
person 2: factsfactsfacts
person1: *cries*
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factsfactsfactsfacts

Person 1: Hey did you catch the game last night?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: factsfactsfactsfacts
Person 2: woah, for a second there i thought you were gonna call me a factsfactsfacts
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factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
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factiples

a synonym for braincells and/or priorities
get your factiples in order
by anonymous December 8, 2022
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