Double unentendre

When you unintendingly say something that can be taken in a dirty (double entendre) but you mean't it in a clean way

Guy:Man you're really pwning me at this game I take it you know your way around a joystick

Girl:What are you trying to say...

Guy:Oops Double unentendre

by Gentleneal September 4, 2011

Double hypocrite

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".

Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite

by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

Double Toss

When a man is masturbating and vomiting at the same time.

"When I told Johnny I was too wasted to have sex, he tried to take care of himself but ended up doing a Double Toss in the toilet, that i had to clean up this morning!"

by Zarv March 23, 2013

Double White

A half Asian half Caucasian person that is discriminated against for both having white privilege and Asian privilege.

He couldn’t get into Harvard because his grades were to high. He’s double white.

by TheRecoveringLiberal March 11, 2021

Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.

You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"

by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011

Double doobie

When a person takes a shit without wiping then gets into bed naked

Dude I was so tired last night I pulled a double doobie

by Bochwie January 15, 2017

double 8

Taking two back to back road trips that have a duration of longer than 8 hours (roundtrip).

Larry was trying to go to the beach and the mountains. He is crazy for trying to double 8 with no vacation time.

by tripfusion July 27, 2012