Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

by DMoocher November 2, 2008

miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

by shandog May 28, 2014

Dick Dandruff

Slang for crystal meth.

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

by goliathancient July 29, 2018

dick diddly

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi April 24, 2016

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016