Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

Dick Towel by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

Dick or Ball 

Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.

Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!

Dick or Ball by narkchenik October 18, 2008

dick fucker 

One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.

Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.

The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.

My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.

"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."

That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.

dick fucker by Nutsakula July 16, 2006

Dick mouth

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.

I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth

Dick mouth by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007

dick fart 

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.

"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."

"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."

dick fart by SLR69 January 22, 2009

dick in ear 

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

dick in ear by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

dick feel 

when something really sucks or is just bad

Hey Kyle did Mrs bowman give us alot of homework. Ya. Wow what a dick feel.

dick feel by um not zack August 30, 2009