neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

by Joes Endo August 30, 2016

Extra Creamed Ass Oreo

When you fucking a black girl and you don't pull out.

nigga howd sex go nigga??A?????????
extra creamed ass oreo

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

ice cream paint job

cream on the inside
clean on the outside

"last night me and the boys gave heidi an ice cream paint job. it was sweet."

by sexy_monkey_4_u May 29, 2009

Ice Cream Paint Job

Another Hip-hop artist's coined term that has absolutely no meaning, makes zero since, and yet appeals to the foolish masses.

Because I am so cool I do not feel the need to utilize real terminology. Instead I describe an automobile with a unique paint job as having an ice cream paint job.

by Ivina Tinkel May 30, 2010