hippie car crash 

A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.

Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.

hippie car crash by spikeb028 June 22, 2007

bum car 

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.

"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "

bum car by ponytrekker March 23, 2008

Crazy car 

When something or someone is going crazy, or when it's really noisy.

It's like a crazy car in here!

Crazy car by smw22792 May 2, 2008

Red Car

The color of a rapeist car

OMG! There is a Paula in a red car!

Red Car by The Hooker in the Hat March 31, 2011

The Intrigue was a car made by Oldsmobile

From 98-02 Oldsmobile made the intrigue it’s now a popular used car, some say the car has hips by the looks of the rear quarters and fenders. The car looks great with 20's, tints, HIDS and systems, it can be modified its a W-body and its cousins share the same parts. It's a G ride that was built strong. It will beat more than half the cars on the road and go a 100mph all day and looks like a detective's car in jet black. It was Oldsmobile’s last best selling car.

The Intrigue was a car made by Oldsmobile from 1998-2002

The Intrigue was a car made by Oldsmobile by Antonio C March 20, 2009

shitty little car racing 

A sport in which competitors put empty overturned rectangular recycling bins atop skateboards and pilot them vehicle down hills.

Brendan and Bobby spent the afternoon shitty little car racing down Fawn Run until they had to quit due to too much road rash.

shitty little car racing by reasonableron April 9, 2011

Hot Fudge Car Wash 

A sex act involving no fewer than two participants fart-spraying (known colloquially as “sharting”) a willing recipient on a skateboard, which rolls slowly before each sharting member of the group. Optional detailing provided by participants utilizing cloth towels to adequately spread the “hot fudge” around the recipient’s body.

“Yo, don’t go out with Beth, I hear she got a Hot Fudge Car Wash” from the entire men’s competitive eating team.”

Hot Fudge Car Wash by Mark Bowbie April 26, 2019