effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.

Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.

by C. Prolix January 21, 2012

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Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.

-you better fuck off right now.

by Spyan February 26, 2022

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lixk my coock and dick

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by dadddydydy hoe fuckkker sucker October 19, 2020

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Fuck around and Find out

Jake McNiece

Jake McNiece really is the definition of Fuck around and Find out

by ChefCowEgg June 28, 2023

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Fuck

When someone like something so much!

Usually people say it when it’s appropriate! Inappropriate examples are to say it when you don’t like something!

Bob: this coffee is so good! I wanna fuck it!

Joe: me too! It’s so good!

by IHopeYouWakeUpWithAWarmPillow November 2, 2023

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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

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