Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Titty fuck

When you stick your nipple in someone’s asshole

Dude, Tracy titty fucked me so hard last night. I never knew she had such long nipples!

by Bignutboy101 February 1, 2019

fucking useless

everything like that fucking useless stupid mug and neck gaither

Urban Dictionary: Buy the mug for your brother (random name)
Me: No, that's fucking useless shit!

by Deleted User 8c0qdeil February 1, 2021

fucking swapper

To not have any control over your motorcycle. Unable to control the slow pace that you are currently attempting to hold. You should sell your motorcycle and try golf you shit heap

I watched you ride, your a fucking swapper

by Chucka24 April 24, 2015

Fuck

When a guy puts his dick up a girl’s vagina up and down . guys and guys can fuck too, but the difference is that the guy shoves up his dick in the other guy’s ass hole up and down.

Guy: “Wanna fuck? I wanna stretch out your tight pussy so bad and I’ll make you moan so loud”

Girl: “ Dick me down for sure😻😻”

This mosy likely made you horny after reading this.

by YoInos June 9, 2018

Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021

fuck em

when you cant stand these fake ass dirty ass cunt ass bitches. weirdos. basically freaks.

me: “omg my teacher gave me an F on the test?!”
friend: “fuck em!”

by puffpowerpussy February 15, 2023