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Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020
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squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy
Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
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Ruby wank

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"
by Beezus37 October 1, 2017
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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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