mrs.tuttle

My middle school history teacher

Me: fuck I dident do my homework

Mrs.tuttle:damn it James what the fuck

by Mommy phantom March 15, 2019

Turdle

Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper

Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!

by Kingersrk April 10, 2022

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

turkle

1. A term of endearment referring to any attractive, blonde, teenage girl.
2. The end result after getting things "turkulated".
3. Catherine Heidi Guthrie

lets go watch half baked with turkle.

by TUHR-kull July 4, 2003

Turdle

A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.

person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"

person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm

by squallstopher January 30, 2019

Tuttle

A little brown shit stain left on the seat of your pants after you accidently shart yourself

"Did you see that kid?.... he had a tuttle... disgusting"

by Janine Wetburger October 26, 2005

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008