Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023

ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested

Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔

by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

kevin hodlofski

a person who has no balls and is too scared to end a relationship

Guy: I wish i could end my talking stage, but i’m such a kevin hodlofski that i cant i’m too nervous

by beefyginger March 22, 2022

KEVIN

very sexy man in youre friuend group who will rizz you up no matter of gender and is very sexy as well as being very sexy. And you will be able to tell a KEVIN instantly when you locate a group of friends or and or people.

KEVIN's rizz is unmatched and he is very sexy

by bobs dog April 24, 2023

kevin

If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well

"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."

by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023

Kevin

A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water

Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?

by Blobby blingerton November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin.

Kevin!

by randomkevin November 21, 2021